Daddy took us to see Santa. Daddy says its important to see Santa at Christmas, ’cause he can bring us cool gifts. It was fun, but Willie isn’t gonna get any gifts I fear, ’casue he peed on Santa’s boot. Santa acted like he didn’t care, but I saw him write something in a log he had, and I think he marked Willie off his list. Daddy looks nice don’t you think! Please send bones for us. Don’t send money, Daddy might spend it on liquor or loose women. I don’t know what that means, Willie said it, but daddy tells me I am his lady. Lance was tired, he is such a pain in the butt running and jumping. What’s with that anyway?!