Christmas Day, But Santa Wasn’t Happy

Well, Santa wasn’t happy. When he came last night, Willie peed on his boot again, and Lance ate his cookies when he wasn’t looking. SO.. ANYWAY.. this is likely the first and last happy picture we will get with Santa for a long time. Willie says Santa’s are different people every year, so we will get another chance next year, and he says if he will clean his boots he wont be tempted to pee on them. Lance loved the cookies. I just watched and shook my head, and daddy was asleep. Daddy got us lots of cool stuff, and we know most of you have sent bones and stuff, AGAIN, don’t send money, cause daddy spends it on stupid stuff like electronic gadgets, booze, and last year he bought a tire for his Ferrari. You can send gift cards, so long as they are at Petco or some tother pet store. MERRY CHRISTMAS