We all love fast cars, but Lance really loves ’em. Dixie says he is a ring tail tooter, he has a lot of energy. He has cool looking ears in the wind. Daddy ties us back with the leashes, ’cause he says we can jump out and get squished by trucks and stuff. Now Willie, he says he likes fast cars and lose women, but Dixie says he is just a pig, like all males. He especially likes his female friends that have big, er, er, ears. He is so full of crap.