The richest, most spoiled and outrageously treated dogs in America

The Boss Man Speaks!

I WANT TO KNOW WHO IS GOING TO CORRECT THESE ISSUES? THESE REPORT ARE TERRIBLE! Who’s he kidding? He is just like Willie, and all men for that matter, always bossy. Lance likes to make everyone think he is a boss.

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PEEP PIE! Lance Plays Dumb Games

Lance thinks we cant see him. He hides under the furniture and under the desks and just plays silly games.

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Lance and His Pill Bottles

Lance LOVES pill bottles. Daddy saves all of them for him, he loves to chase them and roll them around on the floor. Daddy says its ok, ’cause its cheaper than bones.

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Bentleys in Trouble Again! Stealing Daddys Pants!

Bentley likes ANYTHING that daddy has touched. He especially likes expensive electronic devices, like Bluetooth ear pieces, or sunglasses. He prefers sunglasses that cost more than $200, like Chrome Hearts or Tag Heuer. He can chew stiff like that up pretty quick. This morning, daddy caught Bentley dragging daddy’s jeans he had gotten out to […]

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Lance is a Goofball

Lance is a goofball, a showoff, and a puddin’ face

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