The richest, most spoiled and outrageously treated dogs in America

Lance is A Perv?!

Lance is in big trouble, daddy caught him with some kind of girly magazine. Daddy says he was gonna whip him or ground him to the backyard, but he was just talkin’, he didn’t do notin’ to him except yell then take his picture. Willie said he saw it to, but didn’t get caught.

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Lance Goes Nighty Night During Meetings

Lance goes nighty night during meetings, daddy says he is a puddin’ face, and loves to be held, but he’s not needy.

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We Love to Chill and Ride in the Car

We love to chill out and ride in the car with daddy. He takes us just about every where with him, even in the bank or to eat if we can stay outside. Lance has such a puddin’ face daddy says, and look how he sucks up and looks so sweet. Lily is one of […]

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UH OH! Lance Is in BIG Trouble!

Boy, Lance is in BIG trouble now, Daddy says he is tradin’ him for a weenie. Dog. Daddy had a little statue in his office, with bobbing head. It was an antique or something special, who the heck knows. Anyway, lance thought it was a toy. At first he tried to blame it on Dixie, […]

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Lucas Takes A Nap, Daddy Gets A Haircut!

Lance is going nighty night while daddy gets a haircut. He’s really cute. A lady comes and cuts daddy’s hair at work

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