We love our holiday harnesses. We all have a harness that matches daddy’s shirt. The shirt is made by Robert Graham, and our harnesses are made from another shirt that daddy cut up. The designer’s name is really Robert Stock, and daddy has gotten to know him. You can see all of us at Thanksgiving wearing our harnesses that match daddy’s shirt. Daddy says it looks gay, but we are pretty sure he isn’t gay, cause we saw him kiss a girl once.