Daddy took us to Liberty Bank, and we got to see Ms Judy Husky and David Moore. They are 2 loan officers that Daddy has known for a real long time, like 20 years. Willie tried to get a loan for bones, but they questioned his income, and he didn’t have a tax return or taxpayer id number. Whatever happen to easy lending? GEEEZZ….. They also expressed concerns about the collateral for the loan, (the bones) disappearing. Plus they wanted to weigh the bones, and have them inspected. HUH? Daddy says who the hell wants to weigh the bones, and what’s to inspect? A bone is a bone. But Mr Moore said that the federal examiners are very concerned about the quality of the bones, so they simply must do it. Not only that, but they want to weight them every quarter!
We met the lady at the front counter to, but Willie forgot to write her name down. It really doesn’t matter, Lance says, ’cause she cant make a loan for bones anyway, and she’s too young for Willie to date. (plus he doesn’t like blondes, his current GF is a brunette, an older lady.