The Devil made me do it daddy! Lance is in trouble again. This time he got caught red handed getting up on a desk in the office. What was he thinking? We are trained not to get on tables and stuff, cause we can get into important junk. Willie says he got on the table once and pee’d on over a million dollars in one dollar bills. He is so full of crap, Lance says that’s over 320 bills, and no one has that many bills.