Lance did it again, he chewed on some mail. Now daddy doesn’t care so much if hes already read it and put it in the trash, but this one was new. Here he is posing, with the evidence. He’s pretty cute, even when he is in trouble. Everybody thinks he is a puppy because he is so small, but hes 2 years old now, and hasn’t gained any weight in a year, he weighs just 10 pounds, small for the breed. Daddy says its a good thing as it saves on dog food. Daddy is a curmudgeon, unless it involves a car or a fancy Robert Graham Shirt. That’s wrong!