I AM Innocent Until Proven Guilty!

Willie says he is innocent. He did not get in the trash and tear up the styrofoam cup while daddy was gone to lunch. He says we cant prove he ’dun it, but daddy says this picture is all the proof he needs, so he’s sending Willie to the big house. Willie wants a trial by jury, cause he learned that in college. Willie is so full of crap, you never know when to believe him. He says he don’t mind the big house, his crate is too small anyway, plus they get 3 meals a day there, not 2 like we get here.