Dixie’s Underwear Exposed

Now this is just wrong. Daddy had postage stamps made of Dixie, NAKED, with her undies in the picture. She is appalled. Willie and Lance think its funny. They are really just pigs (all males are), so they dont have to wear underwear. Lance says its a girl thing, along with cremes, and pink biscuits. And what’s with all that lace? Bra’s and Panties? Daddy told her to get over it, it’s part of spoiling a lady. Dixie is very unhappy, she cant believe everyone that gets mail and all the folks at the post office will see her underwear. She is threatening to go postal tomorrow when the mailman comes.