Willie, he acts real smart, but sometimes he really puts his foot in his mouth. Here, he thinks Gretchen our friend, is innocent. BUT, his spelling isn’t the greatest. Daddy had to correct this posting for him. Gretchen belongs to daddy’s friend Big John, of Big John’s Motor Company. No, he doesn’t sell Mercedes or Porsches, though he did once have a beat up Jaguar on his lot. Daddy says he sells crap boxes (crap isn’t the word he used), but that’s good ’cause Big John always has a bargain if you want a cheap car. He is a nice man, and loves his babys. It seems that the mailman or some other criminal came in Big John’s house, and got in Mrs Big Johns wife’s lipstick. Cause Gretchen swears she didn’t do it.