Three Legged Dog!
Dixie lost her leg, and is asking for everyone to send bones, to make her more comfortable. She cant run and play like she used to so is sad.
Willie says if you believe this crock of crap, he wants to sell you an island. or a bag of dog poo. Willie says she is a tricky bitch, and will do anything to get more bones. He does say that if you have already sent bones, he will share with her.