You don’t really think our mean daddy would give us ice cream do you? OH NO. But don’t tell Dixie that. After daddy eats the ice cream, then licks it clean, making sure his fat ass got ALL the ice cream, he gives Dixie the container, as if he’s doing her a favor. She is so stupid, she doesn’t realize there is no ice cream in there. Daddy says if we do enough of the posts, Ben & Jerry will send a case of free ice cream, and then he will share. He is such a liar.