Our friend broke her leg!! actually, her daddy, Rodney Ross tripped and fell while holding her, and broke her leg real bad. Rodney said he was gonna buy a new car, but it cost that much to fix her leg! She’s a real peach (Willie says she is a banana, but he’s a dumb boy). Anyway, Rodney is our best friend, so we are concerned. He is daddy’s right hand man(Wille says that means that he has an extra hand, but Willie is so dumb-again). I think it means he doesn’t have a real right hand, so that makes me right? Miss Jennifer, daddy’s other right hand (what’s with all the right hands?) says that just means they help daddy a lot, but she’s a dumb girl. (Daddy says I am his only girl anyway)
Anyway, Uncle Rodney takes us everywhere, feeds us, cleans up after Willie (he pooped in Daddy’s office when the mail man scared him last June), and takes care of us cause daddy is always in meetings and stuff. Anyway, we feel sorry for Chiquita Ross, his baby that we play with some times. Willie says he sent her some flowers, but I know Willie’s credit card has expired, so that’s a big load of bull. He’s always trying to impress all the ladies, I told him he needs to stop tooting if he wants a girlfriend.
oh no, poor thing, sending well wishes for a speedy recovery!
Rodney,
Sorry to hear about your dog. Best wishes for a speedy recovery for her. If you’re still in the market for a car, Ron had a real nice low mileage Corvette on eBay. That might be just the car for you.
Eric