Daddy why do you have to haul so much stuff home? We think you do too much homework, and when we get home we want you to just play with us. The only excuse for hauling this much stuff is if it is bones and stuff for us. Sometimes we wish daddy would get bigger cars, this is an Audi R8, but we do like the fast cars too, and Willie says the girls check us out, and he wants to get a girlfriend. But he’s full of it.
Your daddy sounds like our mommy! She went and bought us a 320SL so that we could have more room on road trips. We are selfish though, and happy that mommy doesn’t have a boyfriend—that means more time and spoiling for us!!!! Mommy says the 5 of us are way cuter and have better attitudes than most boys anyway……