Daddy is really stingy with people food, but we don’t beg ’cause we know if we display our manners he will give us a treat. He doesn’t know that we know the treats are just morsels of our low calorie dog food, but we know he loves us, and they are pretty good actually. (OM by Purina)
This is Uncle Rodney (Rodney Ross), he is daddy’s right hand man, he takes care of daddy’s cars, and he takes real good care of us. He loves puppy dogs. He takes us to the docs office too. those are nice people there, but Willie says its a bad place, we don’t want to go there unless its to get more dog food. Daddy buys us expensive food there, he thinks we don’t know its diet food. We eat Purina O.M.. Daddy says that means outrageous mammals, is he stupid? Doesn’t he realize we know it means Overweight Management? Its made by Purina, so it must be good? But daddy doesn’t eat it so we aren’t so sure, and as you can see in this blog, daddy is the one that needs to be on diet food. Willie says he has a big pie hole, but Willie is full of crap. We love daddy, we don’t care how much he weighs.
