Daddy why do you have to haul so much stuff home? We think you do too much homework, and when we get home we want you to just play with us. The only excuse for hauling this much stuff is if it is bones and stuff for us. Sometimes we wish daddy would get bigger cars, this is an Audi R8, but we do like the fast cars too, and Willie says the girls check us out, and he wants to get a girlfriend. But he’s full of it.
Daddy hauls too much stuff, and we don’t have room to cut up or even sleep. Willie wants him to get a big pickup, but that’s the dumb boy side of him, Lance and Dixie like fast cars. But this is a little much to carry don’t you think? And who hauls all their stuff in an Audi R8? Please let him know that he needs to leave his stuff at work instead of bringing work home, then he can play with us more instead of working all the time.
