Willie Wants His Teeth Whitened!

Well everyone knows that Willie is a ladies man. but this is too far, or so Dixie says. He saw this dog in a pet magazine, and now insists that he needs his teeth treated so they will be this white. He wants me to ask you to send money, ’cause daddy cant pay for it since he just bought a new radar detector, put tires on the Lamborghini, and bought some Chrome Hearts sunglasses. We think that’s a load of crap, dont you? Dont forget we have our own address, 1707A cheek sparger, Colleyville TX 76034. You can see our address on our canopy over our private entrance. You should make the checks to Tara Animal clinic, or daddy will spend it on crap for himself.