Boy, Lance is in BIG trouble now, Daddy says he is tradin’ him for a weenie. Dog. Daddy had a little statue in his office, with bobbing head. It was an antique or something special, who the heck knows. Anyway, lance thought it was a toy. At first he tried to blame it on Dixie, but Lance is a lame liar, and he’s so sweet anyway, he cant fib to daddy. You see what happened. Its not good.